prokopetz:

prokopetz:

The best thing in life is when you encounter a giant bell in a video game, and when you attack it, it goes “bong”.

The three highest virtues:

1. You can pet the fuzzy thing
2. Secret behind the waterfall
3. Bell that goes “bong”

selkiecrossing:

nerdgul:

quendergeer:

crownedpatriot11:

eggil:

Biggest indicator of US decline: You could buy 6 BigMacs with 1 hour of minimum wage in 1980, but today you can’t even buy one, despite minimum wage more than doubling.

It’s over.

Fs for the USA

explaining purchasing power collapse to an american: imagine no burger

If we wanted to have the same purchasing power today minimum wage would be $49.60.

cuberry:

mom help the porn bots have learned pronouns

its-elvie-innit:

its-elvie-innit:

Spam🤮 bot💋s are M💔💔y 🥂Favorite 😍 💓 🤪 💗 🤧

I’ve decided I am going to reblog this post every time I log on and have to block 1 or more porn bots. Watch the notes go up like That

cowbot:

hotvampireadjacent:

doriansbutt:

Wake up babes new ‘it fuckin wimdy’ pic just dropped

bemusedlybespectacled:

hannahhasafact:

I constantly try to explain Game Changer to my friends because I love it so much but truly how on earth do you describe this

Guys I don’t need a way to explain Game Changer I’m good

Also I’m extremely concerned how many of you want to eat raw lemons coated in cheese

i’m honestly still in awe that trapp can eat a fucking raw lemon, peel and all, with zero change in his facial expression

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

hummingirls:

hummingirls:

the fact that the house speaker election hasn’t been this bad since the civil war and the guy is named fucking mccarthy and it’s jan 6 … this has to be a tv show cause how do you so perfectly reference three major events of extreme internal division in the US by pure coincidence

ALT

ID: #and I feel the oppressive crush of history in this clown car today

thegreateyeofsauron:

thegreateyeofsauron:

thegreateyeofsauron:

thegreateyeofsauron:

thegreateyeofsauron:

thegreateyeofsauron:

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mereoleonawifecity:

mereoleonawifecity:

dirhwangdaseul-archived:

ororomunroedontpullout:

iloveyoufor800years:

good lord

JUST MAKE A DIFFERENT SHOW

why is mindy kaling always doing some weird shit

REMEMBER THESE CHARACTERS ARE CHILDREN

Everyone who worked on this die challenge

which 13 year old flash cartoonist on newgrounds did they steal this from

duuuuuude, what if we made scooby doo, but edgy, maaaaaan.

what if shaggy smoked crack

what if scrappy doo was a cannibal

what if green shirt shaggy and red shirt shaggy had a rap battle, with swearing!

what if fred had scooby doo put down

what if velma shoot old man jenkins, with an ak-47

moa-broke-me:

is-this-cat-video-cute:

aniseandspearmint:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

tfw you’re bothering a cat but not enough for it to MOVE so it just looks Disapprovingly at you

I would just like to point out. The ears are pointing forward. The cat’s sprawling out more as the bowl is shimmied as opposed to getting up to try and get out. That expression is hardly what i’d call disappointment.

It’s actually enjoying being gently jostled! Can’t explain why, though. Could be the soothing jiggling motions, like how we sit in a vibrating massage chair sometimes. Or maybe it just sees this as an amusement part ride of sorts. Whatever it is, i can tell the cat is very relaxed and trusting of the person holding it in the bowl. I rate this VERY cute!

reblog to get jiggled